farticular discharge

adj. The moist residue left over after a particularly greasy farting episode. What you have to wipe from your bum after farting. Of or relating to the process of farting or the products derived from farting. Relating to the poo that comes out of a person's mouth when they really have no clue what they are talking about. The brown streaks left in your underwear after farting.

Sam had farticular discharge left on his underwear; it was nasty and pissed his wife off.
Rush Limbaugh spews farticular discharge from both ends; does that fat ass ever have a clue?