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Past tense: fartled
When you rip a loud one out of no where, startling the people around you.
Person One:
Person Two:
Person One: ______/—pfffff—\______
Person Two: *jumps back* Woah! What was that!
Person One: Sorry, didn’t mean to fartle you
To fart so loudly and unexpectedly that you startle someone
After eating a big burrito for dinner, I fartled myself awake at 2 a.m.
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Usually used by the sleep mate, when a sleeping person farts so loud that it causes them to toss and turn or mumble uninteligibly
I was laying in bed unable to sleep when my husband fartled and almost woke himself up.
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farting and startling yourself when your asleep
fart while nearly sleeping, and being awoken suddenly by said fart. He Fartled himself!
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When a pet surprises itself with one of its own farts.
The cat fartled himself on the chair today. The smell was worth the laughter.
When you fart in your sleep so abrubtly it startles you awake.
I awoke from my slumber to fartle follwed by an unpleasant odor.
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Being startled so suddenly that one farts.
Man, what reeks?
Sorry, you fartled me.