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When you feel like you need to poop, but when you sit down, all you do is pass gas.
I really thought I needed to take a crap, but it was just a farts alarm.
The act of going up to a sleeping person, bending over, and waking them up by farting near their face.
Bob was sleeping, so I decided to wake him up with a fart alarm.
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When you think you have to shit, but only fart into the bowl when you try to do so.
When you go to change your baby's dirty diaper (because it smells like shit) and find it empty.
Dave: 30 minutes wasted due to a fart alarm.
Melissa: dammit Dave that's the 4th time today. eat a burrito and shit already.
Mom: change your sons diaper. He smells like shit!
Dad: Fart Alarm... Diaper is empty. You were right Honey; he is my son!
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a fart alarm is described as person who is small in height and will typically be the first one to smell a fart because they are in closer proximity to someone's buttocks
"I'm dating this new guy, but he's a total fart alarm."
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When someone farts and believes that he or she may have to themselves,then goes to check and it turns out it was nothing but gas
"dude,i was talkin to this girl and i slid one out and though i crapped a little, but it was just a false alarm fart
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