Fart Stick

A hollow rod that varies between half an inch in diameter to five inches in diameter that people shove up their ass to help release farts.

Amber: Oh my, what is that stinky smell in the living room? Gasp! I didn't see you sitting over there Toby. I declare, what is that poking out of the bottom of your jorts? Is that mud smeared all over that rather oblong hollow stick? Get that out of your jorts right now! Why do you have an erection? Why is Grand-Ma-Ma's room open?

Toby: PPPPPFFFFFFEEEERRRRPPPPPPP! (Popping noise) FFFFF-FF-F-T.

Amber: Toby, that is disgusting! No! No! Put that down this instant. Tell me it isn't true. Did you go in Grand-Ma-Ma's room again and take her Fart Stick?

Toby: Yes.

Amber: Well Mister, you better get the Dial soap, clean that thing off, and think about what you have done.

Toby: pfff-t.

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Fart Stick

used to define an unusual event or person.

Hey did you see the game. What a fart stick.
Geez, John is just completely fart stick

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Fart stick

When your jerking off and air gets ttapped under your foreskin so every time you go up or down it makes a fart sound.

You sound like a fart stick

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Stick Fart

Fart that sticks to everything and everyone in the room, to the point where anyone who moves around is a carrier.

Seriously Pedro, what did you eat? Oh, man, you got it on my coat! Ungh, it's everywhere! Why you gotta go and drop stick farts everywhere?

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Candle Stick fart

When you are fucking your girl, right before you cum, you pull out, light a candle and stick it up her vagina and let her fart. Causing her vagina to catch to implode

Wow me and my girl tried the candle Stick fart and she has burns

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Poop Stick Fart

A long stick of turd waving around the entire house, people clap for you.

WOW! What an amazing Poop Stick Fart

fart stick

Packaged meat sticks. Ohio redneck term.

I was feeling peckish when I stopped at the gas station so I picked up a fart stick.