Fashionably Late

The refined art of being just late enough (5 minutes or so) to give the impression that you are a busy, popular person that was held up with other business.

She arrived at the party fashionably late.

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Fashionably Late

When you show up to a party late, so everyone will think you have a life.

Woah! Johnny showed up to the party fashionably late! He is soooo cool!

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Fashionably Late

When you arrive later not because you are late , you show up with style.
You maybe were "doing your makeup" or "dumping an ex" but you are perfectly amazing :3

Person 1: "Goddamnit, she just came here?"

Person 2: "wow she is so pretty,"

Person 3: "she is so fashionably late "
Fashionably late

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Fashionably Late

When cum/semen seeps out of ur limp penis 5-10 minutes after masturbating

When i was walking around i had a couple fashionably late guests arrive.

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Fashionably Late

The opposite of cumming too soon (premature ejaculation); when a guy is more than able to satisfy his broad by making his deposit late into the fuck fest

All the girls appreciate that MOCO is always fashionably late!

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Fashionably Late

Fashionably Late ,is when you show up to a party 5 minutes late with a Super Model stuck on your cock.......

Look! lee just showed up 5 minutes late with a Super Model stuck on his cock...NOW THATS WHAT I CALL Fashionably Late

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Fashionably Late

To be dead having departed this earth in a manner or with timing that fits the current zeitgeist.

"Had Ledger not been Fashionably Late 'The Dark knight' would have bombed."
"Amy Winehouse seems to be determined to be Fashionably Late."
"Stabbed? How fashionably late of him."

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