Fast ass bitch

A stupid ass bitch who jumps to conclusions and overthinks everything

Girl: you never wanna hangout you’re a terrible friend

Guy: you accused me of being a bad friend, you fast ass bitch

fast bad ass bitch

A very annoying woman that her slaps and moves are more fast than lightning itself, and, damn, hers slaps hurts like hell!

Guy 1: dude, look that blond bitch, across the street!
Guy 2: oh no dude, are you blind? that's a big fat ugly b-

(DOUBLE SLAP SOUND!!!!)

Guy 1: damn!!
Guy 2: fuck, dude, what was that?!
Guy 1: dude, that's a real fast bad ass bitch!
Guy 2: jesus!!!!

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