an observed condition when fat people turn hands sideways when walking in a vain attempt to gain more momentum using hands like paddles
look at that lard arse using his fat paddles
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using a person's rolls, whether another persons or your own, for sexual pleasure
Tim: "Phew, that was good. I just finished fat paddling."
Joe: "Fat paddling?"
Tim: "Yeah, turns out your mom needs to visit the gym."