faux job

n., The act of a woman bringing her mouth into the vicinity of a man's groin with the intention of arousing him but not performing an actual sex act. A faux job can entail her placing a hand on the crotch and sucking her fingers, blowing on the penis from an inch or so away, placing her mouth over the penis of a man still wearing pants, or any other similar activity.The goal can be either to tease the man or to indicate a willingness to go further.

"I was only going to get one lapdance, but the stripper started giving me a faux job and next thing you know I'm out a hundred bucks."

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Faux job

When a girl falls asleep with her head on a guy's lap and people see it wrong and think he was getting a blow job, and the guy doesn't correct them.

Hey man, you remember when Matt got a blow job from Krystal? That was a faux job, she was asleep.

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Faux Job

The act of giving a blow job to a strap on or dildo.

Girls giving girls Faux Jobs is HOT.

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Faux job

The act of giving a simulated blow job. Fully-clothed, knelt in front of the receiever. Lifelike motions required, sucking sounds optional.

"I'm sofa king jealous of that dude who just gave Adam Lambert a faux job"

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