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When your dog no longer has the need to urinate, but continues to go through the motions everywhere he smells another dog.
Wife: What took you so long?
Husband: The dog kept stopping to faux pee every ten feet.
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The stream of water that sometimes comes off your wiener in the shower.
"Are you peeing in my shower?!"
"Relax, it's just faux pee."