Faux Poo

When you hate your job so much that you pretend to take a poo when all your doing is playing on your phone.

Dalton doesn't like the job assigned to him today so he has been in the bathroom taking a faux poo.

faux-poo

1. noun. a fart that accidentally slips out in an embarrassing situation.
2. noun. a fart that is intentionally released but exhibits the owner's poor sense of social etiquette.
3. noun. a really bad fart that is more closely described as a fake shit; only missing the solid matter.

Oh my God, did someone step in something or was that a faux-poo?
Can you believe Cindy's faux-poo during church?