Fauxtee

A sparse goatee grown while on vacation or over a long weekend. Typically grown by yuppie bankers, accountants or lawyers trying to shed their wholesome weekday image and prove some level of rebellion.

Girl 1: Hey check out that guy - he looks pretty hot.
Girl 2: Nah, it's a fauxtee. Total dork, it'll be gone monday morning.

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Fauxtee

A mustache and beard that does not connect with each other to make a complete goatee.

I can't get my beard to connect with my mustache, so I have to settle with the fauxtee.

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fauxtee

A shaving of the facial hair, usually of a teenage boy, meant to resemble a goatee. But usually they don't have enough facial hair to make it noticeable anyway.

13-year-old 1: Hey, you like my goatee?
13-year-old 2: Dude you don't even have enough hair to have a goatee. That's like a fauxtee.

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Fauxtee

A medical mask that an individual will wear around his/her chin at the time of the Covid-19 epidemic during solitude, bipedal transport.

During the walk to the grocery store, I wore a Fauxtee because it was difficult to breathe and there was no one around me.