Feb 14

Thrown your friend Evan down a flight of stairs

Some guy on Feb 14: Ayo, Evan
Evan: What bitch

Some guy: throws him down a flight of stairs

47👍 8👎

feb 14

slap every happy couple you see across the face (this day only applies to single people)

person 1- is that a happy couple?
person 2- yes it is!!

person 1- hey! it's feb 14!!
person 2- omg perfect!!
*person 1 and 2 team up and slap both members of the happy couple*
happy couple- what the heck?
person 1 and 2- it's feb 14!!
happy couple- oh shoot.

13👍 2👎

feb 14

KICK YOUR SIBLINGS HEAD DAY

HEY SIBLING
HEY
*KICKS SIBLINGS HEAD ON FEB 14

8👍 2👎

Feb 14

Buy flowers for your gbsf cs you’re both single fucks nd aren’t getting flowers from anyone else that day

Oh shit it’s Feb 14, time to platonically buy flowers for my gbsf