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Aquarius,, shy, doesn’t have a lot of confidence at times and can feel quite down at the simplest of things. People born around this date are quite intelligent and quiet. Loving people who will be shy and nervous at first but will warm up and good around a lot after a while. National Almond day lmao
February 16th? Give them some time to warm up first they seem quite shy.
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The absolute sexiest mother fucker you’ll ever meet was born on this day - you HAVE to do what they want for their whole bday week OR ELSE ...
Also give them the dick
February 16th: someone’s bday
Person: hey honey you know what week it is
Person 2: no what is it?
Person: it’s my birthday bitch
Person 2:when do you want your duck then?
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If the person born on this day is named Larry, then you should give him a blowjob immediately. What are you waiting for?
Person 1: Hey Larry when is your birthday?
Larry: February 16th.
Person: Oh shoot I gotta give you a blowjob now.
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This is sex day so girls you know what that means go to u man and do the do
Also if this is your birthday u get sex by law from anyone
“What day is it honey”
“February 16th”
U know what that means sex”
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February 15th and 16th is National Day of the Republic of Serbia. So if this is your birthday, you should know that the whole country is celebrating this day, and have a two days off from school and work.So they have two days to celebrate february 15th and 16th.
February 15th and 16th - National Day of the Republic of Serbia - 7 million people celebrate your birthday.
You can find Serbia on google maps. (In Europe on the Balkan Peninsula.)
People 1: What's your birthday?
People 2: February 16th.
People 1: Wow 7 million people celebrate your birthday. Awesome.
The day of Martha. All Martha’s come together in unity.
February 16th is my favorite day because my name is Martha!
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Every man born on this day is an idiot bastard and that's just how it is.
Everyone else is destined for greatness.
"He's such an idiot bastard."
"Must be an Aquarius, probably February 16th."
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