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Anyone born on February 17th is without a doubt the coolest person you know.
Person 1: "Dude, did you know that guy back there was born on February 17th?"
Person 2: "Well duh, it was obvious once I realized how cool they were."
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Ahhhh February 17th the night where men and women around the world have the best night of their lives! Becoming non-pure!
Mann, February 17th was the greatest night of my life.
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February 17th is the day to slap your friends butt.
Laurence : yo what day is it
Mike : its February 17th
February 17th is National Shoot Your Shot Day. If you were going to ask that special girl/guy out on a date today is the day.
Jim: it’s February 17th Brett, are you gonna ask Ashley out
Brett: I have too, Jim, it’s National Shoot Your Shot Day!
National shower with your clothes on day! A day where you only shower with your clothes on.
Mia: “I’m gonna go take a shower!”
Mom: “don’t leave your clothes on the floor!”
Mia: “trust me I won’t, it’s February 17th national shower with your clothes on day!”
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The day dedicated for boyfriends to give their girlfriends one article of clothing. If decided not to give then no sex for the next month. This can substituted with giving them free food and a puppy.
Friend: “ bro tm is February 17th”.
Guy: “so? Who cares”.
Friend: “ remember what happened last year”.
Guy: “oh shit ur so right time to pick out something for her”.
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Person: That kid is so annoying
Smart person: Ikr good thing it’s February 17th
Person: What’s that?
Smart person: It’s the day where you can hit a kid
Person: yay
(They hit the kid and live happily ever after)