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Feeding the Geese

For a man, the act of pleasuring yourself in a motion that looks as if you were throwing bread crumbs on the ground for geese to eat

Mike: Hey, what is Mikko up to?

Chod: Oh, he's just in his room feeding the geese.

or

Dave: What do you wanna do after this?

Tucker: I'm probably just gonna head back to my place and feed the geese

by Barry Skanesworth May 16, 2006

165๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


Feeding the Geese

see jackin' the beanstalk

Whenever Dan's door is closed, we all leave him alone cuz he's feeding the geese.

by Anonymous April 7, 2003

27๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Feeding the Geese

An excuse for jackin' the beanstalk (see wank) when ones back is turned towards another person.

Jake: Kevin, what are you doing by the computer? What's your arm moving like that for?

Kevin: Oh... um... uhh... I'm just feeding the geese.

Jake: I didn't know geese eat that.

by Anonymous April 7, 2003

14๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


feed the geese

V: The act of masturbating.

Oh, I really had to feed the geese this morning!

by Civic Ricer January 30, 2003

146๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


feed the geese

to masturbate, when done right looks like your feeding geese. also known as rubbing one out, punching the clown, relieving stress or jackin' it.

I feed the geese at least once a day, gotta make sure I don't have E.D.

by ifuckdumbbitches November 7, 2007

61๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Feeding the geese

Another term for masturbating

Sorry that took so long I was feeding the geese

by carrie jackson March 25, 2018

19๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Feeding the geese

When you stoke your shaft sentually or another words jacking off or beating your dick rubbing your penis tell it go boom

I accidentally walked in on my son and he was feeding the geese

by Jwrizzle mynizzle May 12, 2018

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