Feeding The Squirrel

Masturbating.

When a squirrel eats a nut, it sounds similar to the noises of one beating off. Hense, feeding the squirrel.

Hank: "Where's Tom at? He was supposed to be here an hour ago."
Greg: "He called me and said he was gonna be late. He got caught up feeding the squirrel."
Hank: "That motherfucker needs to get laid"

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Feed The Squirrel

Simply the act of a quarterback throwing the football to his favorite wide receiver on the football field. In times of need during a big game any quarterback will be looking to #FeedTheSquirrel. Fans love to see the squirrel get fed!

Fan 1: Oh no! Look were down by two touchdowns!

Fan 2: Don't worry just Keep Calm & Feed The Squirrel

Quarterback: We have a big game tomorrow! Im definitely going to be looking to Feed The Squirrel