felation

the happiness a man feels after receiving oral sex

Doug: Tom was acting unnaturally weird today at work.
Tammy: Yeah, that's because he taught his dog how to give him head.
Doug: Ah so he's feeling felation!
Tammy: Yeah.
Doug: Also, you probably shouldn't talk about Tom's wife like that, Tammy.

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felate

v

to suck

"Be a good girl and felate your boyfriend."

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felated

Men who share a common woman through oral sex.

Bob and Fred dated the same woman at different times and she often performed oral sex on them, hence they are felated.

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Felation

Fellatio performed improperly where the girl takes the term 'Blowjob' too literally and actually blows into the penis, causing it to inflate.

The patient's penis has exploded due to severe felation

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Felations

A relationship based soley on oral sex, Another word for BlowJob

Also can be used as Felationship, in lieu of relationship. A felationship involves no intercourse and is strictly felations between two people...

1. That fat chick should give me felations

2. She is only good for a Felationship

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felating

The infinitive form of the act of felatio.
Using one's tongue, lips, and/or any part of the mouth to lubricate, stimulate, and give pleasure to the genitals of another person, i.e. eating pussy, sucking dick, munching box, giving head, muff diving.

I just about dropped a brown brick when I caught Jenny fucking Wollack felating my boyfriend's cock!

Ben and Brad spent the night felating each other's throbbing dicks by the open fire.

Last Sunday, Tammy came over to Coleen's to Netflix and chill, but halfway through the movie, they found themselves felating one another's clits for what seemed like hours until they simultaneously burst with orgasmic pleasure.

Sarah couldn't help but ask to be felated in return by her bff Tommy.

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Felates

fuh-lah-tees

The delicate art performing fellatio while practicing pilates. Originated at SUNY Purchase College.

credit to M.Dashevsky

That bitch gave mad good felates!
or
Sorry I didn't answer the phone, I was doing my daily felates.
OR
Are you going to the felates class in the dining hall later? See ya there!

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