Female Athletics

Where women get together then fall repeatedly, cry, make sound effects, and chant. All in an attempt to disguise mediocre playing ability.

Watching female athletics is like watching a drunk, hormonal, elementary school choir with turrets during gym class.

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female athlete

A female athlete is the perfect companion. She’s competitive, strong, and not sensitive. If she devotes her time to you, you’re a very lucky person.

I am a female athlete

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