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To have anal sex with a woman while holding on to her humps, her humps, her lovely lady lumps. To put your junk in her trunk.
I fergied her 'til her eyes rolled up.
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One who partakes in singing songs in which they are the main subject; egotistical.
That loser wouldn't stop talking about himself! He is SUCH a fergie.
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A female who looks moderately attractive from a distance, but upon further inspection resembles a man
Greg: "Hey check out that one near the bar"
Tom: "Yeh I'de do her"
Greg: "Go say Hi"
20 seconds later
Greg: "Is she keen"
Tom: "She's a Fergie"
Greg: "Oh... i hate that"
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A singer and performer that loves to sing about having her "box eaten out"
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The used condoms on the bedroom floor.
You really need to pick up your fergies. You can't walk across the bedroom without having them stick to your feet.
Pick up that fergie on your way to the bathroom, and flush it.
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A female who looks moderately attractive from a distance, but upon further inspection resembles a man
Greg: "Hey check out that one near the bar"
Tom: "Yeh I'de do her"
Greg: "Go say Hi"
20 seconds later
Greg: "Is she keen"
Tom: "She's a Fergie"
Greg: "Oh... i hate that"
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To do a Fergie is when feeling a girls breasts to ease the tension or to break an awkward silence by saying the exact quote, "These are class" followed by, "If I had a pair of these; I'd play with them all day!"
Peter: Did you hear what Steve said at the weekend?
Robert: Yeah, I heard he done a Fergie!
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