Feung

Feung (it's latin name being feungsuei), is a highly transmissible and contagious virus. First appearing in 1760 amidst the beginning of the industrial revolution. Although its transmissibility is over 100%, the polio vaccine developed in the 1950's was able to destroy the feung, leading to a worldwide eradication of it. Some small clusters of the feung may exist, although being very rare.

Contracting the feung virus will make you get the Spewange ailment and in turn, use the Spewange dialect. Feung's symptoms may also be an elevated heart rate of 150bpm or more, and the ability to piss off anyone.

Person 1: Hey man i got the feung virus Person 2: Damn man that sucks

Person1: Yo I got the feung Person 2: Yo man stay away from me, that shit has an exponentially high transmissibility rate Person 1: nah dint worry you hot the polio vaccine of 1950, right? Person 2: Yeah man you're right, my bad homie

Xue hua piao piao bei feung xiao xiao

Literal meaning: snow petals drifting, the north wind whistles

Used when Obama inhales oxygen

Joanne: I'm tired
Cole: Bitch, xue hua piao piao bei feung xiao xiao