Fever Balls

Fever Balls is an extremely elastic and stretched state of the scrotum experienced by males during the intensity of a fever. Symptoms include balls becoming very saggy and sticking to the sweat on the inner thigh. Caution must be taken when sitting on toilets for the elderly who are suffering from fever balls.

The patient sat on his own testicles on account of the Fever Balls condition.

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fever balls

The ache and pain in your testicles that occurs when suffering through a fever. Similar to having a brick dropped on each testicle individually.

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Full-ball Fever

A high temp fever, severe chills and unbearable muscle pain throughout one's body caused by a lack of male ejaculation over an undefined period of time. Symptoms may vary but an overly full set of semen filled balls is typically the culprit. Seek immediate relief from your local "professional ".

My ole lady has cut me off sexually and last night I came down with a severe case of full-ball fever.

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