GO-ffeur

The equivalent of a designated driver, this person is tasked with the responsibility of carting around PokémonGO players while abstaining from the temptation

"You are too wasted on PokémonGO to drive anywhere. I'll be your GO-ffeur."

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ffeur

followed by "what"
because in french, what is "quoi" and "coiffeur" is hairdresser

man 1: what
man 2: ffeur