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How close you are to scoring with a girl (used by football jocks)
Jock 1: you've been tackling Alex for weeks bro, whats your field position ?
Jock2: Im in the redzone man, next time we chill im filling the hole ferr suree
When a naked woman has her legs spread so that they resemble goalposts, because she’s waiting for you to score.
Of course you didn’t hear me walk in on you guys- you had her in field goal position!