fight a bear

1. A response to what you will do after you fail at life in order to prove your worth. When you suck at life and have nothing left to lose, going off into the wilderness to fight a bear can be the life changing experience you need to turn your life around... unless you die.

2. A response to what you will do after something trivial doesn't go your way. Humorous overreaction.

1. Guy1: What are you going to do if you don't get into any of the schools you applied to?
Guy2: Fight a Bear

2. Guy1: Cool a sports store! I'm gonna get a Pau Gasol Jersey!
Guy2: What if they are out?
Guy1: I guess I'll have to fight a bear

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Fight The Bear

A four piece band from the UK, offering music that is non genre specific and geographically oppose the pacific. Often described as "terrific" they remain for many, psuedoscientific.

You can listen to Fight The Bear here.

www.fightthebear.co.uk
www.facebook.com/fightthebearUK

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fighting the bear

From Wisconsin, where people know how to drink. Chasing an Irish Car Bomb with a Jager bomb. So named for its extreme difficulty, the manly prowess of those who accomplish it, and the frequent bearlike belches that accompany the feat. The taker often finds themself stepping backward and windmilling their arms ala an attacking bear.

Not for the faint of liver.

Tim: Dear god man, what happened to you?
Jim: I was fighting the bear and I had a real hard blackout. Don't remember a thing.
Tim: Dude, your clothes are shredded, you stink of booze, and you're covered in blood! I think you have frostbite!
Jim: That'll happen.

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ghandi fighting bears

Ghandi's got some slick moves but them bears look pretty confident.

Quick! Get the camera! Ghandi just punched a grizzly!

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