find the quarter

1. A favorite game of children of all ages.

2. A favorite game of middle-aged, single men with mustaches.

3. The act of placing or "dropping" a quarter into one's briefs to be retrieved by the child one has lured into the van.

Frank loved playing find the quarter because it gave him a serious boner to have pre-teen children with their hands inadvertantly groping his dangle.

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