Another way to say female Masturbation. The woman works the clitoris like a fiddler works the fiddle... side to side and very fast!
Man: You've NEVER masturbated?
Woman: Nope, never, that's gross.
Man: You're lying! All women play the finger fiddle on occasion.
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When a girl does not know how to give head, she utilizes her thumb and pointer finger and attempts a handjob with two fingers, while maintaining a death grip equivalent to getting your dick stuck in a vice.
Dude, how'd it go with that girl last night?
Bro she didn't know what to do, so she gave me the two finger fiddle.
The insatiable desire to pleasure oneself in a very aggressive and uncontrollable manner with a vagina. It's like your hand has a mind of its own and is on a mission to find pleasure at all costs.
Ariadna was cruising into work while self operating her Tesla. Suddenly she was overcome by the urge to engage in a Fiddle fingers frenzy. Full Self Driving mode was activated and multiple orgasms were achieved. Ariadna made it to work on top and stress free.