finger of the Lorm

When a cuckboy almost gets laid but ends up only fingering.

F: "Hey boys I heard you all got laid in Milan! Nice!"
T (crying): "I didn't get laid, I only had a finger of the Lorm."

The finger of the Lorm

When all your friends had a great night, but you only minorly enjoyed the evening.

Person 1: "Wow, so you all got laid? "
Person 2: "Well most of us did but Tijm only had the finger of the Lorm!"