finkle dinking

To take home one of the opposite sex, only to find out he/she is a transvestite, and proceeding to engage in sexual intercourse with him/her.

John totally got caught finkle dinking last night! He took home what he thought was some hot chick, but it ended up being Al, and he banged him anyway.

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Finkle Dink

When A midget or Dwarf is involved in sexual acts with a women or man with no arms or legs.

Mark the midget met julie the girl with no arms and legs and they went back to her house and had a finkle dink.

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Finkle Dinked

(a) To wander aimlessly about.

(b) To fuck without verve.

(a) John went to town and finkle dinked around for a while.
(b) After about 12 drinks I decided to throw in the towel and finkle dink her.