When you are Finnlightened you are accepting into the cul- I mean religion. You are a worshipper of Finn (AKA God) and you are officially a fellow human and a coward. Thank you and good day.
The worlds best religion, we worship our god, Finn. If you are not finnlightend you need a better life.
Person 1: do you worship Finn?
Person 2: yeah Iām Finnlightened, are you?
Person 3: no, what does that mean?
Person 2: it means you are not worthy of knowing.
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