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someone whos breath is so nasty when they talk you can feel the heat of their breath.
yo get your fire breath outa my face, talk to me when you brush your teeth.
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When you nut inside her mouth and she's breathing hard and you can smell your kids through her mouth
Dude I just smelled her fire breathing last night.
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when you are cumming in a girl's pussy and she randomly has her period and backfires your cum onto your cock, ruining a perfectly good and well earned orgasm.
Hey mom! I was about to get my bitch pregnant when she went all fire breathing manatee on my penis.
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A vagina that gives the best sex until after the orgasm. It then proceeds to shoot fire out of itself and burn away any of your manhood.
I was just done fucking her when her pussy started shooting out fire. Now i'm a she.
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immmediately following ejaculation during oral sex, a man covers a womans mouth and punches her in the stomach, causing the ejaculate to be expelled through the nasal passage. it appears that she has magically transformed into a medieval beast. this is only to be performed by brave knights. (see also: smoking dragons breath)
"hey sean. what's that mess on the wall?" "oh that. last night i slayed a fire breathing dragon on the couch."
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Immediately following Ejaculation during oral sex, a man covers the woman’s mouth and punches her in the stomach and the nose, causing ejaculate and blood to be expelled through the nasal passage. Blood, ejaculate, plus a pissed off lady = a real scary fire breathing dragon. Only to be attempted by the most bravest of knights.
“Hey Sean, why are you in a full body cast?”
“Oh that. Last night me and my girl did the fire breathing dragon. I was not worthy.”
When you suck a guys dick right after chugging a bottle of hot sauce.
Jason: Fuck, that crazy bitch Cayla gave me a fire breathing dragon Saturday night and my dick is still burning.
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