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Fire Danger Wank

The act of setting fire to a 'fuse' of lighter fluid and attempting to finish wanking before the fire reaches your balls. no to be attempted by the beginner, should only be performed in a masturbatorium.

Tried to have a fire danger wank last night... all i'll say is roasted nuts!

by The Marine Scientist November 11, 2013

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