First Fart

When a dating couple encounter there first anal smell in there releationship

It was nothing but akward when Chad was making out with Kiersten and he ripped a First Fart on her!

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First Date Farts

After a night of sucking in your farts for 6 hours on your first date, the first 30 minutes post-date generate farts that would pique the interest of a seismologist.

M: Dude I just got back from my date and I have a serious case of the first date farts.

*BRAAAAAP*

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