first strike

Upon the end of a relationship, the act of changing one's Facebook relationship status to "single" before the other party has the chance to do so.

Yeah, I just got dumped, but at least I got first strike.

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First Strike

A first strike just literally you (dumb little dicktators, presidents, or who ever the fuck you’re supposed to be) just spamming the nuke attack

Republic of Penis: I’m gonna do, IM GONNA DO MY FIRST STRIKE!1!1!1!!
City State of Kwanchelongeranzis: bruh nuke spammer 💀