fish'n shits

When you spend the day shitting on the edge of the boat because you drank too much beer the night before.

fish'n shits
Jared: Wow!!! that's my 10th keeper bass today. Tim, how many have you caught?
Tim: I caught me a bad case of fish'n shits. I can't even get to my pole. Hey!! hand me a cigarette!

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fish'n for boots n' tires

Kind of like fishing for compliments, this is someone who "Fishes" in the same way but for criticism. People do this to build sympathy from others and depict themselves as a victim. Often times, it's obviously fake. btw, the "Boots" and the "tires" can be used interchangeably.

"Omg Cathy keeps fish'n for boots n' tires. I can't believe people are falling for this."