fist pound

When two people touch knuckles or punch
eachothers' fists after something cool
happens or is said. Similar to a hi five,
but unlike hi fives, is not usually used
while moving.

1)
Bill: Dude, guess what happened last night.
Bob: What?
Bill: Lily asked me out over IM!
Bob: Dude, nice catch (Fist pound happens)

2)
(Car explodes)
Bill: ....
Bob: ...Sweet (Fist pound happens)

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terrorist fist pound

Any fist pound between bro's that is used to indicate mutual agreement of opinion, in lieu of "Amen," "Word," or similar exclamations. Can be abbreviated as "TFP."

It is an ironic twist on Fox News's disgraceful characterization of Barack Obama's fist pound with his wife as a "terrorist fist jab" after Obama clinched the nomination for the Democratic presidential candidacy.

Bro 1: "Dude, you haven't found a job yet either?"
Bro 2: "Naw, man, I just sit around and play video games all day."
Bro 1: "Haha, me too, bro! Terrorist fist pound!!"
(They pound their fists together.)

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Fist pound 2 snail

When your friend offers up his fist to pound, and in return you put your flat hand under it and start wiggling it around saying snail. Also a way of telling the world you have no life.

Guy 1: Dude! I can't believe you tapped that chick! Pound it!

Guy 2: (after he fist pound 2 snail's his friend) SNAILED!

Guy 1: Wow...I now have no respect for you.

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