fitzing

The act of overthinking or analyzing a simple problem, also known as confusing people or AVI'ing it.

Guy 1: Well if you take the tire off and check it then blah blah blah...

Guy 2: Come on man I just want to rotate my tires quit fitzing it.

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The Fitz

Masturbating while a girl watches you.

Demarius: "Yo Tyrone what happened with that girl Becky you took home last night?"

Tyrone: "I didnt have a condom and that bitch wouldnt let me fuck so I whipped it out and gave her the Fitz"

Demarius: "Thats wassup"

Fitzed

When a penis rips a vagina during Intercourse.

I had to go to the the doc for stiches I got fitzed last night by that hot guy.

Fitz

A CSGO Youtuber from A̶u̶s̶t̶r̶a̶l̶i̶a New Zealand with a bunch of faggot friends that got successful thanks to one dude talking about taco children... I'm not jealous.

"You watch that Fitz video yesterday man?"
"DON'T TAKE MY KIDS MAN! NOT SPICEY!!"

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Fitz

Fucks his friend’s girl when he is depressed

Fitz is a cunt

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Fitz

"Aww look at this clever Cunt" - Fitz

Fitz is a fucking cunt.

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fitz

Means "son of" (hence all the English surnames like Fitzpatrick, Fitzhenry) but can also refer to an illegitimate child, a bastard, someone born out of wedlock etc.

FitzChivalry is the illegitimate son of Chivalry, the heir to the throne of Buckkeep.

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