Five F's

A man's take on 'dating' women...

1. Find em
2. Feel em
3. Finger em
4. Fuck em
5. Forget em

Man 1: Hey do you know the Five F's?
Man 2: Hell yeah...who doesn't?
Man 3: I don't...
Man 1 and 2: huh???!!!

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The five f's

A stupid students report card Math-F English-F Science-F Geography-F LOTE-F

Student 1: Aww man, i got the five f's
Student 2: You suck, your adopted!

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five f's

The five stages in a successful relationship with a woman. They are: Find her. Feed her. Feel her. Fuck her. And forget her.

Marmaduke met Chloe. This was a standard five f's scenario.

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The Five F’s

Five Friends Fucking For Free

This is what you call five friends having an orgy. It’s also a code word for those who are poly and know each other.

Friend 1: “Man have you heard of the five f’s?”
Friend 2: “No, what’s that?”
Friend 1: “it’s ‘five friends fucking for free’, karen used to use say that when she came back from the funny farm”
Friend 2: “that’s fucking weird, man”

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