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A witty intimation that goods are stolen when someone asks the price of/ or how you acquired an item.
Jack: How much did that 6 pack of Guinness cost you?
Colin: Nothing
Jack: How'd you pull that?
Colin: Five Fingered Discount
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How much was that?
I got it for a five finger discount.
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To steal something, usually a small item that can be easily hidden.
Whenever I walk past the candy rack, I give myself a five-finger discount.
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The act of simultaneously buying and stealing goods as to avoid suspicion and increase return on spent funds.
Went to Macys and bought sneakers but five finger discounted the socks and underwear.
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To Steal
"Dude! I got a five finger discount on those womens underwear!"
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"How do you plan to afford that?!"
"Dude, calm down, I have a five finger discount."
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got myself a five finger discount on a pair of Levi's.
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