Flaming Cambodia Fishing Pole

A flaming Cambodia fishing pole is when you illegally import an immigrant from overseas via shipping container, hook a fishing line on your penis, and then hook the other end to the nose of the immigrant, then have them snort a Habenero pepper, and when they freak out and start moving around, it should yank your penis cleanly off.

We tried a flaming Cambodia fishing pole, and I almost bleed out.