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Flaming Log

A last-ditch effort made by a horny male to get someone to satisfy their sexual desires where they dowse their penis in lighter fluid and set it ablaze. The hope is to have another person put out the flames with their hands or mouth and fulfill the sexual desires. A very high risk high reward scenario.

โ€œI knew Gavin liked me but I didnโ€™t think heโ€™d make a flaming log for me... good thing it worked.โ€

by EternalEmailingSystem January 14, 2021


Dura-Flame Log

Taking a crap on a your partners chest and sticking in a lit sparkler.

I set off the fire alarm last night when I gave her a Dura-Flame Log.

by 3219 March 21, 2010

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