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When you bust a nut so hard your legs are so small like a flamingo´s legs.
Bro, I had a weird flamingo dance off this morning.
A Dancing Flamingo is were the male sex partner does the shuffle while the female sex partner paints the males penis pink resembling a dancing flamingo, when the penis is pink the couple begin to have anal sex. But Suddenly! A random hobo breaks into dance while masturbthatating over interacial donkey porn, suddnley triggering world war 9 and a half in volving the jews and half hippo,morrocion,bird, walrus's who have laser guns that shoot out bannahs filled with C4. Compared to the jews waepons witch make up of top hats filled with money. Happy Dancing!
Guy 1: Hey have you heard of a Dancing Flamingo?
Guy 2: *Falls dead*
Guy 1: Was it really that bad?
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1. A fierce handshake given to you by someone with a pink feather boa.
2. A non-existent species of Flamingos.
1. My friend Marty gave me a Fabulous Dancing Flamingo while we were at a party.
when you're trying to fuck a girl way too tall for you.
Also: when you are about to shit your pants and have to do the awkward leg thing that's like a Sprint, but clenching your cheeks so damn hard it might rupture a blood vessel.
"Hey... Did you fuck Shaaron yet?"
"No, she was so tall I ended up Flamingo Dancing the whole time."
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"Did you see John in the hallways today, he must've had to poop so bad he was flamingo dancing the whole way to the bathroom."