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The resulting release of gas through the derriere due to excessive laughter.
Dude! I laughed so hard I flarted!
A cross between a flan, and a tart. Although the name suggests something rude, it is in fact a simple pastry.
Young child: "Mummy that flart smells wonderful!"
Mother: "Well, it's been in the oven for a while now honey"
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A graphic presentation using symbols to show the step-by-step sequence of operations, activities, or procedures.
Your flarts stink; they lack sufficient detail.
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verb: the act of flirting of with a female while simultaneously trying to hold in gas/ a turd
I saw this cute girl at the bar and I was flarting with her so hard. But then half way through it just turned into me shitting my pants.
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The act of simultaneously farting whilst flirting.
"Oh man, Zac was flarting last night wasn't he?"
"Yeah. He smelled like shit".
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Verb - to passive agressively stomp around / slam things when you are mad at your significant other
My girl is flarting around because she's mad I am watching something she doesn't want to watch.