Flash Gordon

Ah-aaaaaaaaahhh!!

Savior of the Universe.
King of the impossible!

Terminator X uses a sample of "Flash Gordon" at the beginning of the song "Terminator X To The Edge Of Panic"

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Flash Gordon

1.The King of the Impossible.
2. Savior of the Universe.

Well, if someone doesn't turn Flash Gordon we're all going to die alow, grisly deaths!

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Flash Gordon

A certain UK Prime Minister who is a bit overweight, but saved the world, or at least the global financial markets. Or those in the UK.

Flash Gordon has saved the world at the G20 summit

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Flash Gordon

(v) When a male's penis is in a female's anus during doggy-style sex the male applies a Tazer to the female for a full 5 second burst causing the female's anus to constrict tightly around the penis.

Dude, I totally Flash Gordon'd this chick last night. She clenched down so hard it neary cut my dick off in her ass!

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Flash Gordon

v. To run from a fugly woman.

When the HBIC figured I wasn't gonna take one for the team she went all yahtzee to nazi on my ass. So I flash gordoned the bathroom and stall stalled till she quick banging on the door.

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Flash Gordon

The one and only Flash is faster than the speed of light.......

Rig:"Hey who keeps turning off the lights?"
STG:"I don't know?"
Rig:"That Flash"
STG:"Snigger...."

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Flash Gordon

A dude that has to flash his jewelry, cash, cars, or expensive possessions to get girls.

Man#1: Look at homie over there tryin' to Mack on Becky.

Man#2: Oh that ain't nobody but Flash Gordon!!! She wouldn't even stop to talk to him if that fool wasn't drvin' a brand new Cl 500. Dude has no game.

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