flatmeat

1. unleavened roadside meat treat

2. essentially a furry little animal that got caught under a tire or otherwise squashed my moving vehicle. generally has a rancid smell and a jerky like texture; preferred by mountain folk, hillbillies and the inbred.

3. not kosher.

see roadkill also see street pizza

hooo weee! dab nagit... stop the truck cletus! i saw me sum flatmeat back thar!

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flatmeat

road killed animal

my neighbor's cat was hit by the garbage truck and turned into flatmeat.