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When you're walking and someone steps on your shoe and it falls off.
Damnit! Chris just gave me a flat tire and now I have to put my shoe back on.
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When you step on the back of someone's shoe to make it come off, or make them trip.
When I gave him a flat tire, everyone laughed.
Give that bitch a flat tire, I hate her.
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the act of stepping on the backs of other peoples shoes causing them to trip or completely loose your shoe.
"Yo, did you see that kid flat tiring that poor kid in the hall?"
-"Yeah dude, he completely lost his shoe and all the people were kicking it around..i felt really bad for him."
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1. a impotent man
2. a flaccid penis
3. a stupid or useless person
4. the prank of stepping on someone's shoe
He narrowly avoided becoming a flat tire.
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A prank where you step on the back of somebody's shoe and make it fall off.
Variations:
1. Sandals. It is difficult to flat-tire a sandal, so a different strategy must be used. One way is to kick the sandal out. Occasionally, for fat, loose sandals, the normal method for flat-tiring works.
2. Boots. It is practically impossible to flat-tire an Ugg boot, so what you do is keep stepping on the shoe until it breaks, then they have to get new ones & you can flat-tire those.
3. Backpacks. When you flat-tire someone for quite a while, they become aware of you, but you've got another trick up your sleeve! Pretend to flat-tire that person, they'll dodge their shoe. At that time pull the back of their backpack & everything falls out.
I flat tired this kid and we started playing monkey in the middle with his shoe.
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when a girl tries to give a man a blowjob, but the man stays fully un-erect
She tried to give him a blow job, but got the old flat tire!
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the act of pulling your testical to the top of your sack, while holding in between your thumb and index finger the loose skin of your scrotum. Then pump your member and slowly release a testical of your choosing out into the loose skin giving the appearance of a tire being pumped up with air.
MUST HAVE A LOOSEY GOOSEY SCROTUM TO PERFORM THE FLAT TIRE. Otherwise injury and embarassment may occur.
My balls are loose, and it's time to pump my flat tire!
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