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A very flat booty. Usally people with one either hate themselves or think that they don't have one.
That girl has such a flat ass!
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The best type of ass. Only those with refined tastes will appreciate it.
Dude 1: Do you think this is girl hot?
Dude 2: Nah man her ass is flat
Dude 1: Bruh tf is wrong with you, flat ass is the best
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Basically a laptop in your girls pants that makes her seem really white
" your girl got a flat ass."
" sometimes I can hit it doe"
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Having no ass or junk in the trunk. Suffering from the vitamin deficiency Noassitol. See Glutius Flatosis.
Heather's flat as was the result of Glutious Flatosis.
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Blunt honesty, absolute truth bare of cushioning social niceties
Derives from the impossibility of reassuring a person with insufficiently pleasing buttocks
Q: Do these jeans make my butt look big?
A: Girl, no jeans in the WORLD gonna help THAT flat ass!
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A twenty-first century version of the secretarial spread, caused by passing long hours planted in front of a computer. Also related to phone ear.
"I have to get a better job. I've spent the entire day just sitting on my flat ass, staring at that stupid screen."
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Of or pertaining to geniune truth. That which is true on the basest level.
I flat ass couldn't afford a doctor.
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