Flatch

A person of foul odor.

Mr. Peet is a flatch

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Flatch

The process in which bits of watery poo sprays from the anus, during the farting process.
It is also used to describe the flapping of the butt cheeks in this process.

Flatching is often seen as embarasing and shameful, it is curtious to apologise to public and people around when you have just flatched.

"I'm sorry is that my flatch your covered in?'
"I'm terrible sorry, but I flatched all over your mother."
"I dont usually flatch like this."
"Did that hurt? My flatch wasn't perticularly watery today, I do apologise."

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Flatch

Vaginal fluid or ejaculate.

Help me get this flatch off the walls before my wife gets home!

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Flatching

kind of like felching except you suck so hard your face turns blue

I was flatching ray's asshole last night and i burst a blood vessel.

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flatch

Short for "Flatuence"

"Did you just flatch?"

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flatch

Flatmate, a British alternative to 'Roomie'. A more accurate term, since neither we, nor these so-called 'Roomies' actually share a bedroom. From 'Flatchum' or 'Flat Chum'.

"Hey Flatch, how was your day?"

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flatch

Knickname for Flatulina Boutier aka: The Fabulous One

So I went up to Flatulina and said, "Hey, Flatch, can I borrow your pet monkey?" and she said, "No problem, Tootie!"

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