flavor stick

A flavor of penises that only occur rarely, approximately once every 10,000 years in humans or animals. The flavor can vary wildly from pizza flavor to diarrhea flavor. It can be used as a means of peace or weapon of mass destruction and genocide. It is wildly speculated that a man with a flavor stick appeared in the world trade center and Bush solely saved the world by crashing planes into him.

Zack: Dude, I have a flavor stick, I think it is KFC flavor.
Zane: *Pulls out gun and assassinates him* I did it.....I saved the world