Float Job

When a woman sucks your dick from behind.

Woman: I want to give you a float job.

Man: WTF is that?

Woman: It's when I suck your dick from behind.

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Job float

The realization that one can never achieve distinction on one's job no matter how hard one works or how much is contributed to that job. Due to this, the employee's best course of action is to do as little as possible while working.

"You still doing that same old job? You haven't gotten a promotion in 15 years!"

"I know. Job float is great!"

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