flog the bishop

to masterbate crazily

i caught Ronald flogging the bishop to gay porn.

flogging the bishop

A synonym for masturbation.

I was so horny i decided to flog the bishop underneath my desk in health class while they gave us the "STD slideshow"! Wow, it turned me on!

Flogging the Bishop

A synonym for masturbation

Well now that your girlfiend broke up with you I'm sure you'll be flogging the bishop a lot more.